we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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