I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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