Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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