Got a toothbrush?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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