But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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