Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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