Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You smell like stripper and shame
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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