you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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