Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
