I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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