Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
