if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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