I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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