Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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