guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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