i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Everyone says I win the strip club
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
