toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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