That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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