Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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