Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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