he wants to bone in the snuggie
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
How naked do you want me to be?
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