You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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