kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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