Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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