big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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