Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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