how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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