she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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