U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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