I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
it's like iHOP with fire
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I think I sprained my soul last night
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
