HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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