What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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