If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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