so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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