At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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