Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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