No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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