i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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