So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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