Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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