Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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