so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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