eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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