Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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