party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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