small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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