Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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