of course. lets lasso hookers.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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