yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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