Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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